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Posted by HOUDINI-magazine - 1 month ago


Editor's Note: //DNGN// is a bi-monthly feature showcasing original works from the underground. Expect dungeon synth, dungeon crawlers, OSR modules, and similar.


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Stream Ancient Kingdom's Secrets In The Sand | Bandcamp | YouTube


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—Sand—

—grits—

—in—

—teeth—coarse from the relentless noise.


Robin Aarseth Larsson delivers. The barbarian, thick, a tree trunk in a lifeless land, stands firm, axe in hand.

Carrion vultures circle the caravan


// Blood drinkers //


No water in the dust // They survive on flesh of man and beast // Your people look weaker than the sun looks bright // Another step // Rising synths pace the hard grave gravel // Bells play // The city // The sand dwellers // Massive colored tents gleam in sunlight // Shimmering fabrics // Juxtapose // Another heavy foot into ever-thinner sand // The mask clings, heavy with breath and sweat // Heavy realization ((((o)))) mirage, mirage, mirage // Synths rise, accelerando, agitato, arpeggio.


SANDWORMS—intermission track | breaks | the desert’s void from daytime heat to cool nights // Starry Night’s noisy, heavy, filling synths give way to slight uplifts, horn-laced // tinges of lizards, spiders, burrowers, wanderers moving through the land, track pulses with intense life.


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Rest, the day’s heat drains spirits, illusions tinge sand in throat, hair roughens // Morning // The barbarian outpost.

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Long winds cut the air, rising with sun’s heat // Shimmering synths break night’s void, rays of star dew from a forgotten sun god’s torch.


These rest heads on sandy stone bedrock: raiders, traders, heady soothsayers, prostitutes // Seedy, yet resistance to sand // Your party trades, rests, as sky darkens with vibrato of storm clouds.


Desert Winds // Coldness // Stillness // Noise-textured // Tension-laced // Drawn-out knowing a storm cloud nears, anticipation of distemperment >> Forward progression >> Rising, rising, rising // Drawn out like a cool summer breeze on a hot bayou day // Sand and noise climax // Desert Winds gives way to Dawn.


Heat comes fast // Birds, desert lurch, humble pheasant coo as dawnbreak crosses the outpost // Biscuits, hearty gravy, thick synths hit like fresh oxen milk // Sand’s grit never leaves tongue.


Final Track // SLASH! // sharp cut to foreboding sounds // Chest, chained a thousand times, blessed a thousand more for travel, rickety, rust-bound, stamped with caravaneer tax, cedar wood alien to stone land // Barbarians gather // Ritual stone // Unseen place in outpost // Room fills with smoke // Fragrances // Mirth // Frankincense // She opens it, black wool cloak barely hiding blood-soaked breasts // The orb // Light shimmers, fills room // Synths fill room // Sand fills room // Light fills room // Synths fill room // Sand fills room // Light fills room // Orb, blackest hue of obsidian, unnaturally so, impossibly so, unnaturally so, impossibly so, unnaturally so, impossibly so, unnaturally so, impossibly so, unnaturally so, impossibly so, unnaturally so, impossibly so, unnaturally so, impossibly so, unnaturally so, impossibly so, unnaturally so, impossibly so, unnaturally so, impossibly so, unnaturally so, impossibly so, unnaturally so, impossibly so.


Stream Ancient Kingdom's Secrets In The Sand | Bandcamp | YouTube


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Posted by HOUDINI-magazine - April 16th, 2025


The Gaslight Chronicles is coming. We're putting together Volume 1 of our adult horror short fiction compilation, and it's already shaping up to be a nasty little collection. Submissions have started rolling in—grim, gothic, raw, splatter-soaked, and laced with pulp flavor. We're talking R-rated short fiction: horror, dystopian sci-fi, crime, gothpunk, tales from gangland, splatterpunk, and the kind of stories you don't read before bed unless you're asking for nightmares.

This project is powered by the HOUDINI Magazine community and funded by our GoFundMe. That support is what’s making Volume 1 possible—so thank you. If you know a writer who lives in the dark, send this their way. Submissions are still open. If this is the sort of thing you want to see more of in the world, hit that share button and help us spread the word. Let's make something horrific together. More Information in our community bulletin.

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Posted by HOUDINI-magazine - April 14th, 2025


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Four artists have conjured up 13 ready-to-use flyers to set the mood and get the crowd moving. Featuring eerie, seductive, and irresistibly dark designs, this pack has everything you need to promote your next goth night—just add your event details, band logos, and RSVP info, and you're set.


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13 FREE Goth Night Flyers – Moody. Brooding. Dripping with desire. Your next goth night deserves nothing less.


Want to shape the next collection? To add your venom to Vol. II? Join our Discord!


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Posted by HOUDINI-magazine - April 13th, 2025



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Posted by HOUDINI-magazine - April 12th, 2025


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listen to gough's new track 'i dont want this now!'


The image is designed for A6-sized paper, but the PDF is formatted for US letter paper.


Simply fold it in half to create a card!

Euro friends!

We’re distributing this around London—help us spread the zine! (Pretty please? )


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Posted by HOUDINI-magazine - April 12th, 2025


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the dying dream of liberalism post Cold War


Bulworth is a 1998 political comedy by Warren Beatty and when I say by Warren Beatty I mean it's directed written and acted by him all at once, this thing is firmly rooted in the last years of Bill Clinton and set in California and it takes aim at a lot of topics most movies wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.


I'm mostly looking at this through the Chapo Trap House lens because as much as I think Warren Beatty meant this to be a fun light romp—and it is weirdly prescient about how even in the 90s austerity was already making life worse for people—it's also this satire of the Clinton-style cool politician taken to its absolute limit, so far that the state has to assassinate him just to keep things running like they're supposed to. I know that's what Beatty was going for but after hearing this other take that's way less literal I can't unsee it now.


Early in the movie the main guy hires a hitman to kill himself after a mental breakdown and suddenly, just like Office Space, he's free from all the usual rules because he knows he's gonna die so who cares, and this is where the whole thing stops being literal because the first assassination attempt worked, the rest of the movie is just a liberal politician's brain dying and in his last moments he's wishing he'd been more like the heroes on his wall—RFK, MLK, Harvey Milk—which, y'know, funny how all those guys ended up huh. The rest of the film is him pissing off donors, wrecking the usual order of things, firing up the Black voters he spent his whole career ignoring, and also trying to hook up with Halle Berry (which, fair).


And he's doing all this while rapping in the most painfully 90s way imaginable. Like Forrest Gump but for politics, I think this movie works way better as this bleak joke about post-Cold War America and how nobody's actually doing well even though we "won," the whole thing keeps coming back to this line—"gotta be a spirit, can't be no ghost"—like it's warning you not to be another bought-off hack looking for redemption at the last second. It's even more hopeless than Dr. Strangelove because in Strangelove there's at least something at stake, it's about the Cold War and not blowing up the world, but Bulworth is just this echo of “hey we won so why does everything suck?” and the answer is because you can't afford to live and every social program gets cut a little more each year and the best we get is Bill Clinton trying to rap.


—Maxwell Houdini


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Posted by HOUDINI-magazine - April 12th, 2025


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Posted by HOUDINI-magazine - April 8th, 2025


New Print n Play Zines in the Zine Rack


5 new (and free!) print and play zines in the HOUDINI Magazine zine rack! We're vibing hard with the wrestling RPG—what a dope idea. You'll need a buddy for that one, but no worries, Bard's got you covered for solo journaling RPG vibes.

The wrestling one's exactly the type of zine we want to distribute physically—maybe get some of our artists to help level it up, pay the author, and mail 'em out for $5 a pop. Way cheaper than that $80 Switch 2 game, and you could build a whole DIY tabletop library for that price! We've got a ton of new gaming content coming your way, too: from a deep dive into DOOM modding/WAD building to indepth indie game features, and more homebrew scene goodness. Keep an eye out.

If you wanna support HOUDINI Magazine's mission to take back culture, join our Patreon—it's only a buck!

Also, shoutout: we hit 350,000 visitors. Next stop: 1 million by this time next year.


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